dedication

i dedicate the following drunkin' 'thursday night' post to one of my best friends, NAT.
NAT - she sure has waaaaaaaaay toooooooooo much time on her hands. emailin' me about not posting on a regular basis...etc etc - blah blah blah.... fart. poop. hey - G'...'i'd like to have a pretty sweet job like yer's'....'you know, where one can sit in a booth, talking smack about celebs, crappy movies and watermains overflowing causing traffic jams and crazy ass road rage...' 'a job where i can come home after 4 hours of strenuous *(eyeroll)* jibbi jabba - and a few minutes of reading copy about pedicures, restaurants with new specials and cell phone deals....wooooooo' wait, ignore my sarcasm - that does sound pretty sweet - youse guys hiring? xoxox - i heart you lady...! i miss seeing yer big head, the slick grease spot that constantly made & still makes me gag along with yer ability to fart on demand - whether people want you to or not. big hugs & wet smooches...the kind of smooch where the spit from my pie-hole runs down the corners of yer mouth, down yer chin and soaks the collar of yer shirt.