um, what we've learned from craigslist

From the Wanted Section:
Holy crap a lot of people want expensive stuff for free. I’d think $10-$20 items would be the most people would muster the gall to ask for. But no, some people go all the way to “a reliable economical car or truck”.

From the Free Section:
Apparently there are a lot of people who either don’t have access to a pickup, or know where the dump is.

From Barter:
Quite often even more unrealistic than the people who want a free car.

From w4m:
The minimum accepted male height for online dating is 5’9”.

Women think that if they say they don’t like liars, or guys who play games, or married guys, that this will deter those types from replying. It’s like my friends who believe you can’t be busted by an undercover cop if you have first asked them if he or she is a cop.

From r&r:
The word ‘loser’ is much more difficult to spell than you’d think.

An effective rebuttal to any argument is to avoid the content of the argument and attack what you assume to be the character of the poster. Most often the attack word is ‘libtard’.

Another effective rebuttal is also to ignore the content of the argument and post a series of pictures that you think are clever and contain the letters STFU.

A third effective rebuttal is once again to ignore content, yet this time, pick apart the spelling, often using incorrect grammar and/or spelling.

From mc:
There are more chickens in the world then I previously thought. Seriously, if you know where the person works or lives, go freakin’ ask them out. They will never see your post. But that’s really what you are hoping aren’t you? At least with your mc you can delude yourself into thinking you tried.

...this guy is awesome...

This will never get old!

need a date? i have the man for you!!

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...rockin' long weekend...

every year, JOANNE & TRAVIS have a rockin' party at their farm... this year - ROCKED! lot's o' guests, great music... fun fun fun...
good times!! no sleep!! YARRRRRRR!!
can't wait until next year!!!

Dave Chappelle Rules!!!

dave chappelle rules!! he makes me laugh - comic genius!!
this is my favorite sketch... enjoy!!

Kevin Smith & Zack Braff 'Artist on Artist'

...just wonderin' - who the HELL is 'THEY'?...

so here is something i wonder...why do people always want to give you advice by saying....'you know what THEY say.'........who the f*$@ is 'THEY'? who gets to be in this group who hands out information like that you shouldn't swim for 30 minutes after you eat. i feel like saying...'listen 'THEY', don't tell me how to live my life.' wait, how does one get to be a part of this 'THEY'? do you have to try out? is it a special club? do I have to apply? can I get a student loan for this? or maybe i too can just start my own fascist regime of sorts where I can just start handing out random information under the guise of 'THEY'. yeah - that's it!!! like, 'you know what 'THEY' say, you should give me a dollar everytime i give you advice' or 'you know what 'THEY' say, honking too much can mess up your car' 'you know what 'THEY' say, picking your nose can give you nose herpes'...really, anything - no matter how random could be used.