Friday, July 11, 2008

Michal Chronicles....Europe - Episode I

Let's start off by saying, 'I'd like to say I wish I were back in Canada...but I can't...i LOVE it here!! The weather is fantastic, the men are *drool* - the food is delicious, and the booze seems to be flowing from every direction - there goes my 'going clean' streak! Pic's to come once I download them to my puter... Everyone is awesome from the crew to the band. The tour bus is soooo cool as you'll see in the pic's...and I've marked my territory by throwing up in it 4 times my first day in it! My flight from London from Toronto was awesome. My 'pod' in executive class was next to Dustin Hoffman. He spent the entire flight starring at me. Finally his assistant came over to me when he was in the bathroom and said I hope he's not creeping you out as he thinks he knows you from somewhere.... I was like, 'he's not creepy - he just has good taste...'! Bah hahahaha!!! Anyway, then Dustin as he likes to be called...apologized for gazing at me and then we talked about film for a bit and what I did - blah blah blah - then I introduced him to the 'mile high club'....He won't forget me anymore...
LOL! It was cool. The hotels we've been staying in have been pretty sweet. The only think that sucks balls is that when I'm in my room late at night the only thing on TV are shows in the language of the country we're in...there are only some many german shiza videos I can watch...sheesh! I can't even streamline or download here as I'm international - fer f's sake! I've enjoyed parts of England, Germany, Austria, Switzerland and now I'm in Italy...Buongiorno mi amore!! The drive from Stuttgard Germany to Udine Italy was AMAZING! The mountains on each side of the bus were breathtaking... and right behind those were the Swiss Alps - the biggest snow capped mountains you'll ever see! There are no words to describe the things I saw... The smells here in Italy are absolutely incredible...Wine, Flowers and Food...mmmmm and the freaking men - WOAH!! Man, I've never been hit on so much in my life - I'm not complaining but I'm starting to run out of excuses on why I wont kiss them... LOL! I'm going to go out for dinner and drinks with some of the guys from the crew and the band....Other than that all is well with me. I'm not throwing up anymore on the bus thanks to these amazing patch things I stick behind my ear - Tomorrow we have concert here in Udine, Italy...then off to Brescia for 2 days and then Milan...wooooo After Milan we fly to Madrid, Spain - where yes, I've psyched myself out to run with the bulls - a couple of blocks at least! Note to self: don't wear my red bandana or red shorts... Well dudes, I hope everyone is having a fantastic summer thus far and Episode II of the Michal Chronicles will soon follow with pic's!

No comments: