in dinky's mind today

the dink here with a much belated addition to my blog...

where the F- have you been!?�, scream my (not literally) hundreds of
readers...well, i'll tell you. there have been some big changes in the dink's life since the start of 2007 and i've been busy as a beaver... ha-ha, i said 'beaver'

[note: i know full well that that phrase makes no sense whatsoever...beavers are not busy unless their dams are continually knocked down and destroyed by pesky neighborhood kids and/or storms]

anyhoo, there's been a question that's been eating away at me like a flesh eating bacteria or possibly a wolverine...
'WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF THE CAST OF BATTLESTAR GALACTICA CRASH LANDED ON THE LOST ISLAND???!!!'

well, first of all...they would have lasers. adama would quickly secure the hatch for his crew. the survivors of the oceanic flight 815 would be herded up like little children and inspected like cattle. could these people actually be cylons!� starbuck would be thinking to herself... then she would think, that one who calls himself sawyer is pretty hot. i wonder what he would look like swimming in just his jeans� [i know i'm often thinking that myself - along with wondering what it would feel like as he swims through MY jeans]

then, starbuck would take sawyer on a reconnoiter of the island where they would visit the swimming hole and start necking. then, kate & apollo would stumble upon them and then they would all be getting it on when a huge crashing would come through the jungle and one of those huge unseen monsters would tower above them (the monsters that disappeared after episode 8 of season 1) and they would be screaming...

AHHHHH!!!! cut to commercial... (and in 3...2...1)

meanwhile back at the hatch, adama would want to imprison the 'LOST cast' in the old cave with the creek in it, but president roslin would want to reason with them and have both casts mate in order to create more surviving humans...'cut to' the cylons would have contacted 'the others' and they would form an alliance to destroy all the good humans and especially that annoying french woman who lives on the other side of the island...starbuck would shoot the unseen monster - then sawyer would say something witty and sexy, like 'nice shot, blondie...where'd you learn to shoot a laser like that - from watching princess Leia...?' the she'd reply...'put a sock in it sawyer - but then, the attraction would be way too much for them and they'd begin to start making out again...

cut to commercial...product placement - then, next week on...